when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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