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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She announced her abortion via fbk
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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