tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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