Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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