WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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