Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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