Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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