love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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