do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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