got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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