It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Watching her eat just hurts me
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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