There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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