i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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