But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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