I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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