So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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