my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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