so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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