Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Randomize
