Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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