): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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