Christians are straight up FREAKS
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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You're breaking my sexual little heart
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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