i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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