We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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