I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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