My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So squirting runs in the family.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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