I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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I'm getting married
To pizza
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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