is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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