Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
