We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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