Dual....:-)
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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