found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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