Sry I called you an 8
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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