He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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