You just made me feel so damn special
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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