Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.