idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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