weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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