Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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