the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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