just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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