is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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