i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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