just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just want to make out with him forever
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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