I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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