One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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