I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
tell me about the eggs
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