Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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