I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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