Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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