woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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