you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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