Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
porn star boner night. come get it.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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