I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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